Category: tigger

zdrer456: Tigger and Pooh Firefighters

zdrer456:

Tigger and Pooh Firefighters

Regular

Tigger: oh hey you guys are back early

Piglet: moon’s haunted

Rabbit and Tigger: …what?

Pooh: *loading his shotgun and following Piglet back to the basket of corn* Moon’s Haunted

Regular

Rabbit: for the last time, it’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli

Tigger: I know what I saw

scrc-rhi: Napping in the Daylight

scrc-rhi:

Napping in the Daylight

rothlor: Stuff you see in Rural Alberta Canad…

rothlor:

Stuff you see in Rural Alberta Canada

Regular

Tigger: punch me in the face

Rabbit: …punch you?

Tigger: yeah punch me in the face, didn’t you hear me?

Rabbit: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re talking. It’s mostly subtext.

Regular

Pooh Bear: Rabbit, we can’t find Tigger anywhere!

Rabbit: hang on.

Rabbit: *shouting* WOW I HAVEN’T BEEN BOUNCED ALL DAY

Tigger: (from the distance) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: there he— *as he’s pounced by Tigger) OOMPH

Regular

Kanga: what would you like for breakfast?

Tigger: the souls of the innocent

Roo: a bagel!

Tigger: NOOO

Roo: two bagels?

Regular

Tigger: hiya Pooh! What’s up?

Pooh: not me anymore since you just pounced me. Also Piglet’s about to fall to his death from the top of that tree. What’s up with you?

Regular

Rabbit: Ah, safe at last!

Tigger: *growls*

Rabbit: no.