Tigger: oh hey you guys are back early
Piglet: moon’s haunted
Rabbit and Tigger: …what?
Pooh: *loading his shotgun and following Piglet back to the basket of corn* Moon’s Haunted
Rabbit: for the last time, it’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli
Tigger: I know what I saw
Tigger: punch me in the face
Rabbit: …punch you?
Tigger: yeah punch me in the face, didn’t you hear me?
Rabbit: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re talking. It’s mostly subtext.
Pooh Bear: Rabbit, we can’t find Tigger anywhere!
Rabbit: hang on.
Rabbit: *shouting* WOW I HAVEN’T BEEN BOUNCED ALL DAY
Tigger: (from the distance) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Rabbit: there he— *as he’s pounced by Tigger) OOMPH
Kanga: what would you like for breakfast?
Tigger: the souls of the innocent
Roo: a bagel!
Roo: two bagels?
Tigger: hiya Pooh! What’s up?
Pooh: not me anymore since you just pounced me. Also Piglet’s about to fall to his death from the top of that tree. What’s up with you?
Rabbit: Ah, safe at last!