Napping in the Daylight
Tigger: punch me in the face
Rabbit: …punch you?
Tigger: yeah punch me in the face, didn’t you hear me?
Rabbit: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re talking. It’s mostly subtext.
Pooh Bear: Rabbit, we can’t find Tigger anywhere!
Rabbit: hang on.
Rabbit: *shouting* WOW I HAVEN’T BEEN BOUNCED ALL DAY
Tigger: (from the distance) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Rabbit: there he— *as he’s pounced by Tigger) OOMPH
Kanga: what would you like for breakfast?
Tigger: the souls of the innocent
Roo: a bagel!
Roo: two bagels?
Tigger: hiya Pooh! What’s up?
Pooh: not me anymore since you just pounced me. Also Piglet’s about to fall to his death from the top of that tree. What’s up with you?
Rabbit: Ah, safe at last!
Tigger: you need a hobby
Eeyore: I have a hobby
Tigger: being sad isn’t a hobby, Eeyore
Piglet: Pooh, why is Rabbit always so grumpy around Kessie?
Pooh Bear: I think it’s how he shows love.
Piglet: Goodness, he must ADORE Tigger, then.