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Eeyore: *exists*

Roo: this is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito

Regular

Bees are great pass it on

Pooh Bear, probably

Regular

Pooh Bear: Rabbit, we can’t find Tigger anywhere!

Rabbit: hang on.

Rabbit: *shouting* WOW I HAVEN’T BEEN BOUNCED ALL DAY

Tigger: (from the distance) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: there he— *as he’s pounced by Tigger) OOMPH

Regular

Tigger: you need a hobby

Eeyore: I have a hobby

Tigger: being sad isn’t a hobby, Eeyore

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Tigger, standing in Rabbit’s completely demolished garden: I am still unsure HOW I fucked up

Rabbit: *chases Tigger, brandishing a rake and screaming inarticulately*

Tigger: but I most definitely DID fuck up.

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Rabbit: I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, that I did not sign up for this shit.

Tigger: *laying across Rabbits lap dramatically* tell me immpretty!Rabbit: you’re pretty…

Tigger: *laying across Rabbits lap dramatically* tell me immpretty!

Rabbit: you’re pretty fuckin annoying is what you are.

Piglet: *hugs Eeyore*Eeyore: what is this?Piglet: affection!Eeyore: disgustingEeyore: do it again

Piglet: *hugs Eeyore*

Eeyore: what is this?

Piglet: affection!

Eeyore: disgusting

Eeyore: do it again

Owl: Piglet, are you a he or a she?Piglet: I’m a Very Small Animal! Pooh Bear: but are you a…

Owl: Piglet, are you a he or a she?

Piglet: I’m a Very Small Animal!

Pooh Bear: but are you a boy or a girl?

Piglet: I’m a Piglet!

Rabbit: What’s in your pants?

Piglet: Anxiety.