“Would you just relax and let me kill for money?”
— Rabbit, maybe
This is from a different fandom but honestly? True.
Pooh Bear: *slamming open the door to Rabbit’s house* Good Morning, Daddy
Rabbit: *picks up a honeypot off his table after a visit from Pooh Bear* this bitch empty!
Rabbit: *chucking the honeypot* YEET
Piglet: what’s with all the self love recently?
Rabbit: well if no one else is going to shower me in the attention I deserve, I may as well do it.
Tigger: punch me in the face
Rabbit: …punch you?
Tigger: yeah punch me in the face, didn’t you hear me?
Rabbit: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re talking. It’s mostly subtext.
Piglet: what have I told you about kidnapping?
Rabbit: *holding Roo* it’s illegal and rude
Pooh Bear: Rabbit, we can’t find Tigger anywhere!
Rabbit: hang on.
Rabbit: *shouting* WOW I HAVEN’T BEEN BOUNCED ALL DAY
Tigger: (from the distance) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Rabbit: there he— *as he’s pounced by Tigger) OOMPH
Rabbit: Ah, safe at last!
Piglet: Pooh, why is Rabbit always so grumpy around Kessie?
Pooh Bear: I think it’s how he shows love.
Piglet: Goodness, he must ADORE Tigger, then.