Category: rabbit

Regular

Tigger: oh hey you guys are back early

Piglet: moon’s haunted

Rabbit and Tigger: …what?

Pooh: *loading his shotgun and following Piglet back to the basket of corn* Moon’s Haunted

Regular

Rabbit: for the last time, it’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli

Tigger: I know what I saw

imaginashon: Head cold.

imaginashon:

Head cold.

Regular

incorrect-spg-quotes:

“Would you just relax and let me kill for money?”

— Rabbit, maybe

This is from a different fandom but honestly? True.

Regular

Pooh Bear: *slamming open the door to Rabbit’s house* Good Morning, Daddy

Regular

Rabbit: *picks up a honeypot off his table after a visit from Pooh Bear* this bitch empty!

Rabbit: *chucking the honeypot* YEET

Regular

Piglet: what’s with all the self love recently?

Rabbit: well if no one else is going to shower me in the attention I deserve, I may as well do it.

Regular

Tigger: punch me in the face

Rabbit: …punch you?

Tigger: yeah punch me in the face, didn’t you hear me?

Rabbit: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re talking. It’s mostly subtext.

Regular

Piglet: what have I told you about kidnapping?

Rabbit: *holding Roo* it’s illegal and rude

Regular

Pooh Bear: Rabbit, we can’t find Tigger anywhere!

Rabbit: hang on.

Rabbit: *shouting* WOW I HAVEN’T BEEN BOUNCED ALL DAY

Tigger: (from the distance) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: there he— *as he’s pounced by Tigger) OOMPH