Category: rabbit

imaginashon: Head cold.

imaginashon:

Head cold.

Regular

incorrect-spg-quotes:

“Would you just relax and let me kill for money?”

— Rabbit, maybe

This is from a different fandom but honestly? True.

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Pooh Bear: *slamming open the door to Rabbit’s house* Good Morning, Daddy

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Rabbit: *picks up a honeypot off his table after a visit from Pooh Bear* this bitch empty!

Rabbit: *chucking the honeypot* YEET

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Piglet: what’s with all the self love recently?

Rabbit: well if no one else is going to shower me in the attention I deserve, I may as well do it.

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Tigger: punch me in the face

Rabbit: …punch you?

Tigger: yeah punch me in the face, didn’t you hear me?

Rabbit: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re talking. It’s mostly subtext.

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Piglet: what have I told you about kidnapping?

Rabbit: *holding Roo* it’s illegal and rude

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Pooh Bear: Rabbit, we can’t find Tigger anywhere!

Rabbit: hang on.

Rabbit: *shouting* WOW I HAVEN’T BEEN BOUNCED ALL DAY

Tigger: (from the distance) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: there he— *as he’s pounced by Tigger) OOMPH

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Rabbit: Ah, safe at last!

Tigger: *growls*

Rabbit: no.

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Piglet: Pooh, why is Rabbit always so grumpy around Kessie?

Pooh Bear: I think it’s how he shows love.

Piglet: Goodness, he must ADORE Tigger, then.