Category: rabbit

Regular

Piglet: what have I told you about kidnapping?

Rabbit: *holding Roo* it’s illegal and rude

Regular

Pooh Bear: Rabbit, we can’t find Tigger anywhere!

Rabbit: hang on.

Rabbit: *shouting* WOW I HAVEN’T BEEN BOUNCED ALL DAY

Tigger: (from the distance) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: there he— *as he’s pounced by Tigger) OOMPH

Regular

Rabbit: Ah, safe at last!

Tigger: *growls*

Rabbit: no.

Regular

Piglet: Pooh, why is Rabbit always so grumpy around Kessie?

Pooh Bear: I think it’s how he shows love.

Piglet: Goodness, he must ADORE Tigger, then.

Regular

Tigger: *pulls back the shower curtain on Rabbit* hey Long-ears do you— stop screaming it’s just me— do you have a pencil?

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Regular

Rabbit: they deserve more love and respect

Piglet: who does, Rabbit?

Rabbit: me

Regular

Tigger: are we planning another ambush?

Rabbit: of course not! We’re HIDING!

Piglet: h-how will we know w-when it’s s-safe?

Everyone: *looks at Piglet*

Piglet: shit.

Regular

Tigger, standing in Rabbit’s completely demolished garden: I am still unsure HOW I fucked up

Rabbit: *chases Tigger, brandishing a rake and screaming inarticulately*

Tigger: but I most definitely DID fuck up.

Regular

Rabbit: I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, that I did not sign up for this shit.