Category: incorrect quotes

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Oh man I don’t even know what we’re referring to anymore I just wanna die lol

Eeyore, probably

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incorrect-spg-quotes:

“Would you just relax and let me kill for money?”

— Rabbit, maybe

This is from a different fandom but honestly? True.

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casbian:

actually i’d take a bullet for winnie the pooh and that is a rock fact

– Piglet

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Pooh Bear: *slamming open the door to Rabbit’s house* Good Morning, Daddy

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ttfnpooh:

honestly winnie the pooh deserves the world and i love him 

-Christopher Robin

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Rabbit: *picks up a honeypot off his table after a visit from Pooh Bear* this bitch empty!

Rabbit: *chucking the honeypot* YEET

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Eeyore: *exists*

Roo: this is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito

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Piglet: what’s with all the self love recently?

Rabbit: well if no one else is going to shower me in the attention I deserve, I may as well do it.

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Tigger: punch me in the face

Rabbit: …punch you?

Tigger: yeah punch me in the face, didn’t you hear me?

Rabbit: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re talking. It’s mostly subtext.

Regular

Bees are great pass it on

Pooh Bear, probably