Category: incorrect quotes

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Tigger: oh hey you guys are back early

Piglet: moon’s haunted

Rabbit and Tigger: …what?

Pooh: *loading his shotgun and following Piglet back to the basket of corn* Moon’s Haunted

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What wetter bay of catching a hammer than nails?

Actual thing mod said trying to quote Pooh Bear

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What wetter bay of catching a hammer than nails?

Actual thing mod said trying to quote Pooh Bear

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Rabbit: for the last time, it’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli

Tigger: I know what I saw

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Oh man I don’t even know what we’re referring to anymore I just wanna die lol

Eeyore, probably

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incorrect-spg-quotes:

“Would you just relax and let me kill for money?”

— Rabbit, maybe

This is from a different fandom but honestly? True.

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casbian:

actually i’d take a bullet for winnie the pooh and that is a rock fact

– Piglet

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Pooh Bear: *slamming open the door to Rabbit’s house* Good Morning, Daddy

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ttfnpooh:

honestly winnie the pooh deserves the world and i love him 

-Christopher Robin

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Rabbit: *picks up a honeypot off his table after a visit from Pooh Bear* this bitch empty!

Rabbit: *chucking the honeypot* YEET